Marquee Humor

This wasn’t a theater marquee but a T-shirt I saw on the Green Line that I couldn’t resist.

EXERCISE
Ex…er…cise
Ex…ar…size
Eggs…are…sides
for bacon
BACON!!!!!

If you substitute “bacon” for “chocolate,” you will have my issue with weight management. (or “bagel” since chocolate wouldn’t fit on the T-shirt well).